The goal isn't to live forever.

Dear Secret Life, 

Way to not only address alcoholism, but all addictions in one sentence and sum it all up perfectly and not fuck anything up or offend anyone. 

“Being addicted to anything is hell.”

alexbogan:

A young man once thought about all the awful things in the world

He told another of the troubles bothering him

“leave it alone” “You can’t fix it”

He thinks of the dieing world and the saddest thought

“Why hasn’t somebody done something?”

We all forget we are somebody sometimes

writer’s note:  this one sucks, but I like the idea

Agreed also you spelled dying wrong just so you know

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

(via tenaciousbay)

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

(via tryitwithharrypotterinthetardis)

The more I look at apartments in Chicago the more I really really want to move there when I graduate. Plus I’d be teaching less privileged kids and the state would pay half my student loans for me. So it’s a win all around. :D 

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me

(via fyverr)