1. mylifeinaldr:

    Reblogged from: mylifeinaldr
  2. incredibutts:

mrs-loki-hiddleston:

acutepencil:

I did not order this box of cat.

HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE

it’s literally making the :3 face

    incredibutts:

    mrs-loki-hiddleston:

    acutepencil:

    I did not order this box of cat.

    HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE

    it’s literally making the :3 face

    Reblogged from: fakeitflawlessly
  3. pouringkerosene:

    yes-i-am-lucifer:

    rosejanenoble:

    I’m fairly certain I’ve reblogged this before, but goddamn, they’re all sO CUTE.

    #Can we talk about how realistic this is #it literally has almost every body type and preference here #big thighed #skinny waist #freckles #tall #short #gay #straight #red kneed #thigh gap #tattoos #piercings #girls with short hair #guys with dyed hair #short dresses #skinny jeans #these could have been drawn so stereotypically yet they’re not #however they’re still perfect

    i love this so so so much

    Reblogged from: fakeitflawlessly
  4. awwww-cute:

Am I doing this right?

    awwww-cute:

    Am I doing this right?

    Reblogged from: fakeitflawlessly
  5. sociopathslikecatstoo:

    pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

    ultrafacts:

    Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

    Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

    let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

    so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

    but you’d kind of expect all that right

    but then I started to notice something kind of weird

    there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

    so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

    "google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

    google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

    and actually listened to it

    AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

    Reblogged from: fakeitflawlessly
  6. he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”

    Reblogged from: fakeitflawlessly
  7. edwardspoonhands:

    justthenewkid:

    nuggetxnicole:

    Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

    even the baby’s a little shook up by the end

    This small human has internalized the inexorable march of time far better than I have.

    Reblogged from: upperstanding
  8. b0nes-and-suicide:

    *hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

    Reblogged from: fakeitflawlessly
  9. averagefairy:

    why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

    People make accounts for their children. It’s like an online scrapbook.

    Reblogged from: fakeitflawlessly
  10. staystronger-burnbrighter:

Image via We Heart It https://weheartit.com/entry/142739350 #dessert #food #fruit #juice #love #strawberries #strawberry

    staystronger-burnbrighter:

    Image via We Heart It https://weheartit.com/entry/142739350 #dessert #food #fruit #juice #love #strawberries #strawberry

    Reblogged from: staystronger-burnbrighter
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